ALL ALONE I TURN TO STONE.

this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.” and the doctor says, “well, why don’t you turn him in?” the guy says, “i would, but i need the eggs.” i guess that’s pretty much how i feel about relationships. they’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and.. but, i guess we keep going through it because most of us… need the eggs. der stadtneurotiker.